The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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