im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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