After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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