His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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