Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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