Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The air was thick with penises
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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