There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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