Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
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dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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