at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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