what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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