just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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