I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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