Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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