just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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