Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
how can u be prego again
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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