would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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