don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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