i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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