whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I need moral support for this bender
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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