I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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