the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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