Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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