found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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