do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
my poor anus
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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