there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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