It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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