I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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