why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
