did you get engaged???
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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