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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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