Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
okay pat passed out under dana's car
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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