Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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