Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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