Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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