Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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