It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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