just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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