none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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