Don't make out with my wife yet
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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