I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
sex in a hospital.. check
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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