If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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