stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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