My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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