How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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