David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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