why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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