I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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