I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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