Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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