My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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