STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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