you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i believe in u and ur pee
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