Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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