i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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