I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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