i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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