You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
